Make Your Own Story!!! lol fun
Once upon a time, there was a milky kingdom called Russia. Everything was peaceful in Russia until one day a evil creature called Roger attacked. Roger had the FACE of a/an Retard and the LEG of a/an Horse. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one crappy knight to save Russia, and that knight's name was Jesus. As soon as Jesus heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Green armor and started riding his Bever to Roger's lair. He took his sticky mace and jumped the beast's Arm. The beast screamed fuck!!! And then stoped at Jesus almost killing him. Jesus used his last bit of energy to ATTACK Roger away. Thanks to Jesus, the kingdom of Russia was saved and Jesus and the princess lived happily ever after.
Mario Starcatcher 2